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Susan Healy Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship.Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.Unknown Saying I Love You in Funny Ways I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.
Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
Bob Ettinger Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.