Jewish cards about dating

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You don’t want your potential spouse ever knowing where you are during the day. At his Off The Wall Theater in Jerusalem (the first of its kind), Kilimnick has been offering up penetrating observations of life in his turbulent adopted country. And most importantly, as a Jew, leave the “your background” out of your profile. David Kilimnick, known as Jerusalem's Comedian, and dubbed Israel ’s “father of Anglo comedy” by the Jerusalem Post, is leading the new pack of stand-up comics in Israel . Better yet, don’t do anything, and just write “beautiful Shabbos table,” and you will meet your spouse. The author of The Aliyah Dictionary and Dictionary of Jewish, David is the first Israeli to ever make it to the finals of a stand-up competition of this caliber. If you are a man, best to just write, “I want a beautiful Shabbos table.” Nothing else. As a guy, please do not say you are looking for somebody who you are attracted to. I have seen that on many women’s’ profiles and nobody is offended by that. Either that or they think that playing basketball once a week is a body type. You can see David in the 'Israel Comedy Experience' and his other one-man stand-up shows every week, at Jerusalem's Off The Wall Comedy Theater. Most women write they want “a man with his head on his shoulders.” “Somebody with his feet on the ground.” “Somebody who plays with a full deck of cards.” I suggest you shorten this and let people know that you are looking for people who have a body that is connected and don’t cheat at the casino. Say, “I am looking for a beautiful Shabbos table.” If you are a woman, you can say you are looking for a tall, dark, handsome man, who strikes your fancy. This is where you list stuff that you haven’t done in thirty years. When filling out your body type, write “athletic.” This is what most Jews do, because single Jewish people are all a bunch of liars. David has appeared on “Beep,” Israel ’s comedy network, Tzchok Me Avodah, starred on Jerusalem Ha Dashot, and has been hailed by the tough Israeli media as a “rising star” who possesses “Seinfeldian charm” when he takes to the stage.

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