Dating lawyer jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?
" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?
That afternoon he received a 0 account from the lawyer.
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.